05 June 2007

And we still ride horses to school...

Better Save the 'Two Washingtons' Story for Tomorrow

Clerk: Sir, you need to fill out a customs form for that.
Man: What? Why? This is in America.
Clerk: Sir, it's North America, but Oregon is not in the US.
Man: Yes, it is. It's in the northwest.
Clerk: Really? Are you sure? Oh.

--Post office, 99 Macombs Pl

via Overheard in New York, Apr 2, 2007

Grunge Suicide Is Always an Option

Woman: Would you let Michael go to the west coast?
Man #1: What?
Man #2: No! You don't want him to be a freak.
Woman: I didn't mean Oregon.

--Chipolte, 44th Street

via Overheard in New York, May 27, 2005

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